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Saturday, October 24, 2009

What do I do if I stepped in dog poop?

I was in the basement in my parents home looking for a keyboard. No one really uses the basement much, and while I was there, I saw (too late) poop on the floor. I squished some with my shoe. Now it smells really bad. It's not my dog, I don't take care of it, and I don't want to. What do I do? My Mom went to sleep and my Dad is in Chicago. I hate the dog (as much as you can hate a fluffy annoying barky cute dog) and I don't want to clean it up and I don't want to tell my mom about it because t hen I'll feel bad for not doing it. What do I do... ignore it like I have been for the last 30 minutes? It smells now.. arg!

What do I do if I stepped in dog poop?
Got a CO2 fire extinguisher handy? You can blast that crap and instantly freeze it so it will stop smelling.





Don't blast your foot though, you might get frostbite. Maybe you can sit near a door and just stick your foot outside for a while. It might rain and wash it off.
Reply:just wash ur feet!!


that is what i would do
Reply:just sit down on the computer and pretend its not there. ...lazy stinky man.
Reply:You can wipe your shoe on the grass or wipe your shoe with something.
Reply:Throw your shoes in the washer. Suck it up and get to cleanin'!
Reply:This may sound mean, but suck it up a little, it's just poop, you poop too ya know. Just get a shovel and scoop it up..... if it's on carpet you might need to get HOT water and soap and scrub it for a few seconds. Sorry, i wish there was an easier way, too.
Reply:Your mother changed your poopy diapers for many months, when you were a baby. I do not think it would kill you to clean a little poop for her. Let me know if I'm wrong.


In the future look at the floor befor you walk into a room
Reply:WASH IT OFF!
Reply:Haha, if you're too lazy to clean up a lil bit of poopy, then I hope you had bare feet and got poopy between your lazy toes!
Reply:If your shoes are not too expensive just throw them away! You should tell your mom about the poop in the basement, so she won't step on it like you did.



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