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was nervous at first, it was big %26amp; long %26amp;went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself onto it %26amp; i liked it! i went up %26amp; down on it, i love escalators now





From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!





He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed %26amp; had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO





In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.





Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money %26amp; even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!





I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!





It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!





Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!





At 1st a little nibble- a slow %26amp; temptin lick.i suck %26amp; munch my liquid lunch %26amp; den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?





Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam





Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?





I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in %26amp; out up%26amp; down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH





come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!





I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed





Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

Extremely Funny?!?!?!?
OMG! these are so funny! i love it!
Reply:cute
Reply:hahahaha!! good one!
Reply:Some of them are cute......
Reply:Most of them were ok...I'll have to remember that cliff one, though
Reply:theyre ok.
Reply:these are funny



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